TECHNICOLOR TAROT TREAT!

In millennial news, everyone is frothing over the new Frappuccino by Starbucks, which has left the world pining for sweet teeth—along with their fortunes. The witchy beverage has had made a splash on social media, blasting tarot and emoji loving patrons over the moon.

Appropriately—and on-the-nosely—named the ‘Crystal Ball’ Frappuccino, this frosty drink is just another added to their collection of emoji-inspired Frappes. Along with its sibling, the ‘Unicorn,’ it’s a colorful delight crème based Frappuccino with candies on top as well, tasting of peach and vanilla. The drink also does not contain any coffee or caffeine, leaving it safe for the little clairvoyances of daycare. The Crystal Ball will also only be available for four days, being released on the twenty-second and pulled on the twenty-sixth of March.

The Unicorn differed itself from Starbucks permanent items because otherwise, it would be extremely boring, with a flavor change with the stir of a straw, and the Crystal Ball didn’t stray. The Crystal Balls candy toppings come in three different colors foretelling the patron’s future! When ordered, neither the barista nor the customer will know what colored candy topping they will receive due to their opaque containers. Sapphire candies see adventure and greatness ahead, destining the consumer for their trek through life. The Emerald toppings betoken good luck upon the shopper—any black cats or dropped salt be damned! Lastly the

Amethyst presents a more mythical approach, presenting the consumer with a magical future, serving as a sort of catch all of the prophecies.

The Crystal Ball Frappuccino is now available all throughout North America, bestowing its ethereal essence across all Americans, not to foreseen to be released in any other locations around the world. What’s in your future?